#WriterWednesday Interview with Elizabeth Crowens

I’d like to welcome author Elizabeth Crowens back to the blog for #WriterWednesday!

Favorite thing to do when you have free time: Watch movies, but I rarely have free time. After all, my minor in college was film studies, and I worked in one way or another in the entertainment industry for years. Now, I write about movies.

The thing you’ll always move to the bottom of your to do list: Bookkeeping and doctors’ appointments.

Things you need when you’re in your writing cave: Plenty of coffee and peace and quiet with no distractions. That’s why I like to write in the middle of the night when I know my phone won’t ring.

Things that distract you from writing: New York Street noise such as garbage trucks and jack hammers…and phone calls. Also having to break up my routine to go to doctors’ appointments.

Things you will run to the store for at midnight: Coca-Cola and Haagen Dazs. When I mix the two together the fizz settles my stomach. I’d have to have a bad upset stomach to warrant venturing out at midnight for this, but it’s been known to happen. Usually, I try to try to keep the separate components on hand.

Things you never put on your shopping list: Potato chips, dips, and pretzels. I trained myself to avoid them after eating way too many of them as a kid. Gimmicky snacks and appetizers. Sugary breakfast cereals. Can’t believe my mom let me eat all that junk when I was little.

The coolest thing you’ve bought online: A 1940’s taupe wool gabardine double-breasted men’s gangster suit in mint condition for a ridiculously low price considering it’s condition and it was a full suit and not just a jacket. The jackets alone are easier to find.

The thing you wished you’d never bought: Also from the 1940s, a maroon wool gabardine men’s Hollywood jacket. It smelled of body odor and cigars. My miracle dry cleaner tried everything to get the smell out and it wouldn’t go away. Finally, we dry cleaned it so many times that it started to fall apart.

Favorite snacks: Extra crunchy Cheetos, Oreos covered with white or dark chocolate (tend to find those around the Christmas holidays), dried fruit, plantain chips.

Things that make you want to gag:  Foods with too much vinegar. I must be careful with pickles, and I love dill pickles. I’m allergic to it but am okay if it’s very light.

Something you’re really good at: Photography. I made a career of it.
Something you’re really bad at: Construction or putting together Ikea furniture, which is somewhat related to construction. I’m the kind of person that if there’s a way to put it together upside down and backwards, no matter how strictly I follow the instructions, that’s what’ll happen. After enough mishaps, unless I can find a friend to help me, I have no choice but to hire someone to do it for me.

Something you wanted to be when you were a kid: A fashion designer. I’ve become an expert in the history of costume, fashion, and textile design and understand the theory behind patternmaking, but something goes very wrong the minute I sit behind a sewing machine. (See the question about construction and assembling Ikea furniture—LOL.)

Something you do that you never dreamed you’d do: Own a vintage clothing, textile, and antiques business and sell the clothing items to famous fashion and costume designers in film, theater, and television. I also worked as a CAD textile, apparel, and home fashions designer.

Things to say to an author: Not only did I give you a five-star review on Amazon and Goodreads, but I convinced my local library to stock in and convinced all twenty-five members of our book club to read and review your book next.

Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book: If you promise me something I’ve been counting on big time and BETRAY me, you will be on my permanent s#*t list.

Most daring thing you’ve ever done: Accepted a job teaching English in Japan when I had never been outside of the country before.
Something you chickened out from doing:
Jumping off a high diving board at a public pool.

The most exciting thing about your writing life: Getting somebody famous in Hollywood or a New York Times bestselling author to agree to blurb my book. That, and getting nominated for an Agatha Award at Malice Domestic.

The one thing you wish you could do over in your writing life: To have been more patient and not gone with my first publisher for my very first novel, which was a science fiction novel. In retrospect, I should’ve asked around and gotten feedback from others I knew and trusted about them. They were a huge disappointment. Not only did they do nothing to help me promote my book, but they were a London-based publisher and didn’t have a “returns” policy in the U.S. This meant that most bookstores refused to stock any books by their authors. Unfortunately, I was learning the industry by the seat of my pants and had no idea what a returns policy was at the time.

Recommendations for curing writer’s block: Shift gears by reading a lot of books, often those not related to my research since I write historical mysteries, or by watching a lot of movies. After a while, I’ll become saturated and get back into writing.

Things you do to avoid writing: Not read enough and spend too much time on the internet or do housework. However, housework will help me stretch my muscles from being at my computer too long. Sometimes it’s a necessary evil.

 About Elizabeth:

Elizabeth Crowens, entertainment industry veteran, writes in the Hollywood mystery and alternate history genres and has a popular Caption Contest on Facebook. Awards include a Leo B. Burstein Scholarship from MWA-NY, NYFA grant, Eric Hoffer, KN Top Picks, Killer Nashville Claymore finalist, two Grand prize/six First prize Chanticleer Awards.

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#ThisorThatThursday Author Interview with Elizabeth Crowens

I’d like to welcome Elizabeth Crowens to the blog for #ThisorThatThursday!

Things you never want to run out of: Money, milk, and coffee. I can live without sugar or honey in my coffee but not my whole milk, and I hate powdery coffee creamer—the fake stuff.

Things you wish you’d never bought: A bed-in-a-box that gets shipped to your house. They give you a 90-day free trial. The mattress felt fine for 90 days. Then it hurt my back. Also, they are too unwieldy to repack in the box they came in to return. Wasted close to $450 on a piece of crap.

Words that describe you: A progressive, “big city” liberal, Type-A, New Yorker personality (but without the accent), often a fish-out-of-water, especially in small, Southern towns.

Words that describe you, but you wish they didn’t: Pushy and aggressive to the point of being annoying, especially when I refuse to take “no” for an answer. Willing to still beat that dead horse. Extremely impatient.

Favorite foods: Katz’s Deli (Where Harry Met Sally) Kosher corned beef or pastrami sandwich with creamy coleslaw and homemade dill pickles, and steak fries. Junior’s cheesecake. Top-notch New York Pizza. Red bean sesame balls from Chinatown bakeries.

Things that make you want to gag: Natto, a Japanese fermented soybean that tastes like rotten beans swimming in spit. You’d never convince me to drink Mezcal and swallow the worm afterwards.

Favorite music or song: 30’s and 40’s jazz and blues, Swing music and big band. Rock and Roll – Fifties through select eighties (Queen, Punk, New Wave, Van Halen), and select Nineties (Green Day, Weezer, Foo Fighters), Classical music, Motown, Funkadelic, Soul.

Music that drives you crazy: Heavy Metal and Rap gives me a headache.

Favorite beverage: Coffee

Something that gives you a sour face: Lemon-flavored Magnesium Citrate (colonoscopy prep solution!)

Favorite smell: Pungent roses. These tend to be garden grown. So many flower sellers have roses with no smell.

Something that makes you hold your nose: Cigar smoke!

Something you’re really good at: photography and graphic design

Something you’re really bad at: putting together Ikea furniture.

Things you’d walk a mile for: A Haagen Daz or Van Leeuwen ice cream parlor.

Things that make you want to run screaming from the room: Listening to a recording of Yoko Ono.

Things you always put in your books: Humor and/or history

Things you never put in your books: I’m a big fan of Victorian paranormal and ghost stories and Gothic horror like Poe, Shelley, and the Hammer Horror films, but am turned off by spatter punk, body horror, and zombies just don’t do it for me.

Things to say to an author: I just read your latest book and gave you a five-star review on Amazon, Goodreads, on social media, my blog, and everywhere else I could post it.

Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book: I just read your book and gave you a one-star review, because Golden Age of Hollywood-style mysteries with celebrities aren’t my thing. I posted my opinion on NetGalley and Goodreads and told my book club that I would never recommend it.

Most daring thing you’ve ever done: When I was in college, one of my best friends and I hit a few bars on Ft. Lauderdale beach looking for cute guys and a party, but we kept striking out with dull crowds and nothing going on. Then my friend came up with a crazy idea.

She said, “Why don’t we hop in your car and hang out in Marco Island?”

My response: “Where is Marco Island?”

Her response: “Through the Everglades across Alligator Alley.”

It was already 11 pm. Without thinking and with seven dollars cash in my pocket with no credit card, we went for it, managed to find cute guys to buy us drinks, and realized it was 2:00 am and we couldn’t afford a hotel. She wanted to sleep on the beach. The bartender found us a friend’s vacant apartment where the furniture had been left behind. We crashed there, gave phony room numbers, and got free mimosas on the beach at a local hotel the next morning before driving home. I can’t believe we did it and got away from it but would never do that again. Ah, youthful folly!

Something you chickened out from doing: Diving off a high diving board. Always pissed off the lifeguards.

About Elizabeth:

Elizabeth Crowens has worn many hats in the entertainment industry in NY and LA for over 25 years. Writing credits include short stories and articles in  Black Belt, Black Gate, and Sherlock Holmes Mystery magazines, stories in Hell’s Heart and the Bram Stoker Award-nominated A New York State of Fright, and three alternate history/SFF novels, which she self-publishes under the name of Atomic Alchemist Productions.

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