Things I'll Never Do Again...

I was challenged recently to write about "things I'll never do again." Well, there are quite a few on my list. Here's installment number two, and it seemed fitting for a Sunday morning. Songs that I won't sing in church again...

When I was small, my mother gave me her portable record player and 45s that she had as a child. I would play them over and over and over. My favorites were "Davy Crockett," "Roll out the Barrel," and the King's "Hound Dog."

 Mom said that one Sunday whatever the congregation was singing must have sounded like one of the tracks that I knew. She said that I belted out “Roll Out the Barrel” in church.  I sang the beer barrel polka to a tea-totaling congregation.