I’d like to welcome author Joel Turner to the blog for #WriterWednesday!
Hardest thing about being a writer: Blank page
Easiest thing about being a writer: Editing
Things you need for your writing sessions: Quiet (negotiable), coffee (non-negotiable)
Things that hamper your writing: Laziness
Words that describe you: Affable, easy-going, obsessive about some things
Words that describe you, but you wish they didn’t: Know-it-all
Something you’re really good at: Saying what basketball announcers say before they say it
Something you’re really bad at: Handwriting
Last best thing you ate: Tomato pie
Last thing you regret eating: A hamburger
Favorite music or song: R&B, “Mind over Matter” by Nolan Strong and the Diablos
Music that drives you crazy: “Sweet Caroline,” Neil Diamond in general
The last thing you ordered online: WILDWOOD EXIT bookmarks
The last thing you regret buying: Roomba
Things you’d walk a mile for: Ultimate Italian Hoagie from Carlino’s; a mint-condition 45 of “Village of Love” by Nathaniel Mayer and the Fabulous Twilights on the Fortune Label.
Things that make you want to run screaming from the room: “Watching Scotty Grow” by Bobby Goldsboro
Things to say to an author: I bought your book
Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book: I’ve always wanted to write a book but don’t have the time.
Favorite places you’ve been: Ravello, Islay, Barbados
Places you never want to go to again: Disneyworld
Favorite books (or genre): Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon, At Swim-Two-Birds by Flann O’Brien, How late it was, how late by James Kelman, High Rise by J. G. Ballard, God’s Pocket by Pete Dexter
Books you wouldn’t buy: Romance, Romantasy
Favorite things to do: Play golf, listen to R&B, dinner out with my wife
Things you’d run through a fire or eat bugs to get out of doing: Square dancing
Most daring thing you’ve ever done: Getting an MBA
Something you chickened out from doing: Getting an MFA
The funniest thing to happen to you: Being exorcised by a Catholic priest in preparation for becoming a god-parent.
The most embarrassing thing to happen to you: Calling my god-daughter by her sister’s name
The coolest person you’ve ever met: Dave Davies of The Kinks
The celebrity who didn’t look like he/she did in pictures/video: World B. Free – he’d put on a few pounds since his playing days.
Besides writing, what’s the most creative thing you’ve done: Explaining to a roomful of bankers in Milan how bad their credit metrics were.
A project that didn’t quite turn out the way you planned it: Spending the summer of my sophomore year in college in Berkeley, CA, with promise of a job that fell apart when I got there. I ended up working in the Del Monte cannery under an assumed name.
Some real-life story that made it to one of your books: A friend crashing a car and walking away from it, because the title had not been transferred to him.
Something in your story that readers think is about you, but it’s not: Having a girlfriend from Quebec
The first 8-track, record, cassette, or CD you ever bought: The Yardbirds Greatest Hits
A type of music that’s not your cup of tea: Modern Country
My favorite book as a child: A Pass and a Prayer by Claire Bee
A book I’ve read more than once: Exterminator! By William S. Burroughs
Your favorite movie as a child: The Beast from the 20000 Fathoms
A TV show or movie that kept you awake at night as a kid (or as an adult): Vertigo