#ThisorThatThursday Author Interview with Jeanne Adams

Please join me in welcoming author Jeanne Adams to the blog for #ThisorThatThursday.

A few of your favorite things: I love dogs of all shapes and sizes, Constant Comment tea, and a good joke.

Things you need to throw out: OMGosh…so much. Marie Kondo would have a fit in my house. Old Southern Living magazines (I need to just pull out the recipe and throw the rest away!), duplicate photos, old electronics that no longer work (but that I need to pull the hard drives from…), stuff like that. Ha!

Things you need for your writing sessions: I need to have walked and seen people, or at least talked to the clerks at my coffee shop prior to sitting down to write because I’m an extrovert. If I can get a little “people time” first thing, then I can happily sit down to write!

 Things you love about writing: I LOVE creating worlds, I love putting my characters in jeopardy then getting them out again, I love setting the clues then helping my characters figure them out. I also like a lot of BOOM! Going on, so I love writing a good explosion.

Hardest thing about being a writer: The hardest thing is that I’m an extrovert and very bouncy, so sitting still not talking to the “real humans” is kinda challenging for me!

Things you never want to run out of: Oh, the simple things in life – toilet paper, milk/cream for coffee, clean water, clean air… But for the other stuff, I never want to run out of pecans, tea or great books to read! (I don’t think I’m in too much danger of that!)

Things you wish you’d never bought: A stationary bike – I ride it occasionally, but not enough to justify it’s expense!

Words that describe you: Adaptable, energetic, goofy, blonde, driven.

Favorite foods: Pumpkin pie, Ham, Bacon, Diet Coke (That’s a food group, right?), Biscuits with honey or gravy, Steak, Fresh green beans…I could go on and on.  I like food!

Things that make you want to gag:  Brussel Sprouts. Beets. Frog legs.

Favorite Music or song: Oh, I love so many… The Band Perry’s Better Dig Two; Burn It To The Ground by Nickleback is a fav; Loggins and Messina Celebrate Me Home.

Music that drives you crazy: Alas, Opera. There are a few I love, but most makes me cringe. I’d LIKE to like it, but I just don’t.

Favorite beverage: Coffee for hot, iced tea or Diet Coke for cold

Favorite smell: Cooking turkey.

Something that makes you hold your nose: Cooking Brussel sprouts.

Something you wish you could do: I wish I could paint.

Something you wish you’d never learned to do: Pull/set chain link fence. Ugh. Never want to do that again!

Something you like to do: Sing

Last best thing you ate: An amazing gluten-free pumkin custard at Cedric’s Tavern on the Biltmore Estate in Asheville. OMGosh, heaven on a spoon!

Last thing you regret eating: A mushroom risotto that, unbeknownst to me, had bell peppers in it. (I’m allergic to peppers) Why would mushroom risotto have peppers, you ask? No idea. “For color” is the usual answer when chefs put peppers in things that shouldn’t have it…Sick as a dog.

The last thing you ordered online: A converter plug for my trip to Iceland!

The last thing you regret buying: A leather bracelet/band for my FitBit Alta. It was not “as advertised."

Things you’d walk a mile for:  My family, my dogs, and coffee ice cream

Things you always put in your books: Pets!

Things you never put in your books: Pets dying, animal cruelty, and a certain c-word.

Things to say to an author: Of course we all want to hear: “I LOVED your book and recommended it to ten people!” but I also love to have people ask me why I write suspense, or what’s my favorite author to read when I’m not writing.

Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book:

“I don’t ready those trashy romantic books, even the mysteries with some romance are too trashy for me.”

“I have a book idea. Hey, I know what! I’ll tell you, you can write it and we’ll split the money!”

“Can you hook me up with your editor/publisher?”

 Favorite places you’ve been: Edinburgh, London, and Guethary France outside the US. Here in the US, Western NC, Chicago, San Francisco… So many places!

Places you never want to go to again: Downtown LA because I got SO lost!

 Favorite books (or genre): Love so many! One of my current favs is a hot historical from Anna Campbell, The Highlander’s Defiant Captive. Also love suspense – especially Nora Roberts/JD Robb and KJ Howe. My fav genre though is probably Science Fiction/Fantasy and Nancy Northcott, Nalini Singh and Ilona Andrews are favorites there!

Books you wouldn’t buy: Authors who’ve been mean to readers. I’ve seen it happen and I won’t ever buy that author again.

People you’d like to invite to dinner (living): Omgosh! There are so many here too! President and Mrs. Obama, President and Mrs. Carter, President and Mrs. Bush, Greta Thunberg. Rachel Maddow, Chris Fischer from OCEARCH…

Favorite things to do: Predictably, my fav thing is to read and/or to write. Show dogs. Play with the dogs. Watch my eldest play baseball. Play videogames with my youngest. Go to any kind of football game from peewee to professional

Things that make you happy: My family and pets. Writing THE END. Friends. Travel…you know, the usual!  Ha!

Proudest moment: Oh, there are so many because I try to celebrate victories large and small, but one of the most recent proud moments was when the book my co-author Nancy Northcott and I wrote, WELCOME TO OUTCAST STATION (a space-based mystery), was compared to the work of Robert Heinlein and Jack McDevitt.

Best thing you’ve ever done: Gone to the party where I was introduced to my beloved husband.

Biggest mistake: Getting married the first time. I knew better….Ha! Ah, well, corrected that mistake!

Most daring thing you’ve ever done: Walked on 40’ of fire at a Tony Robbins event.

The nicest thing a reader said to you: “You kept me up half the night because I couldn’t put your book down.” Swoon!

The craziest thing a reader said to you: “Have you tried all the sexy stuff out with your husband before you write it?”

About Jeanne:

Jeanne Adams writes award-winning suspense, fantasy/paranormal, Urban Fantasy and space adventure and she knows all about getting rid of the evidence. Both traditionally and indie published, Jeanne has been featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine & her books have been hailed as “Best Suspense Books of the Year!” She teaches highly sought after classes on Body Disposal for Writers, Plotting for those who hate to Plot, as well as How to Write a Fight Scene with her pal Nancy Northcott www.JeanneAdams.com Twitter: @JeanneAdams Instagram: @JPAGryphon www.Facebook.com/JeanneAdamsAuthor

An End of the Year Checklist for Writers

It’s the end of the year again, and I’m not quite sure how that happened. I love this time of year with the holidays and activities, but I always feel I’m running 100 mph to keep up.

Here’s my end of year checklist I put together to keep up with my writing life.

• Make sure you have copies of all receipts and tax documents. It’ll make tax season easier.

• Go through all of your pictures from the past year and archive the old ones. I use an external hard drive for storage and to remove the clutter from my phone, PC, and tablet.

• Make sure that you back up all of your important files regularly. Don’t accidentally lose your work. It will make you cry.

• Most of my writing groups’ dues are due in December. I go ahead and pay them to make sure I’m current for next year. (Save all receipts.)

• Look at your goals for the past year. Did you have successes? Make your list for the new year.

• I go through all my TBR (To Be Read) piles. I have a book shelf in my office, a pile on my nightstand, and one in the living room. I end up with a lot of books. What I don’t plan to keep, I share with my local libraries.

• Clean off your desk. It’s a magnet for clutter and things you don’t need.

• Get your calendar for 2020 organized.

• Clean off your computer. Archive any old files that you don’t need.

• Celebrate your successes, wins, and accomplishments from the past year.

#ThisorThatThursday Author Interview with Colleen Shogan

Please join me in welcoming author Colleen Shogan to the blog for #ThisorThatThursday. Happy Thanksgiving!

A few of your favorite things:  I love pizza, swimming, and dogs. All dogs.

Things you need to throw out:  My old t-shirts from college and graduate school. I can’t bear to part with them since they represent good memories.

Things you need for your writing sessions: My dog Conan, my trusty iPad Pro, a glass of wine or a cup of coffee, and a pleasant breeze (if I’m writing outside).

Things that hamper your writing: Constant interruptions, loud music, and television. I can’t multi-task and write well.

Things you love about writing:  Creating characters! Talking to readers about them!

Things you hate about writing: Constant promotions. I feel as though it takes away from my writing time, which is scarce.

Things you never want to run out of: Wifi, coffee, and clean running shorts.

Things you wish you’d never bought:  Those three chocolate bars I bought on my birthday. Sigh.

Words that describe you: Fun, hardworking, intellectually minded.

Words that describe you, but you wish they didn’t: Political, guilt-ridden, impatient.

Favorite foods: Pizza, Indian, and Italian.

Things that make you want to gag:  Korean, beets, and olives.

Favorite beverage: Gin and tonic with Bombay Sapphire and lime.
Something that gives you a sour face:  Whiskey

Something you’re really good at:  Talking. If you put a microphone in front of my face, I will talk.
Something you’re really bad at:  Singing. I’m tone deaf!

Last best thing you ate:  Palak Paneer (Indian).
Last thing you regret eating:  Buffalo wings.

Things you’d walk a mile for:  Good friends, good company, good food.

Things that make you want to run screaming from the room:  Bad karma

Things you always put in your books:  Happy hours!
Things you never put in your books:  Gratuitous violence or sad storylines concerning animals

 Favorite places you’ve been:  London, Florence, and the Outer Banks
Places you never want to go to again:  Iowa (sorry!)

Favorite books (or genre):  Definitely traditional mystery or cozy mystery.
Books you wouldn’t buy:  Westerns or explicit romance

The coolest person you’ve ever met:  Stephen King

The celebrity who didn’t look like he/she did in pictures/video: RBG

The nicest thing a reader said to you: A blind reader said she really enjoyed listening to my books from the National Library Service for the Blind and Print Disabled. That was great!

The craziest thing a reader said to you: You should put more sex in your books.

 About Colleen:

Colleen J. Shogan has been reading mysteries since the age of six. She conceived of the plot of her first novel one morning while taking a walk in her suburban Washington, D.C. neighborhood. A political scientist by training, Colleen has taught American politics at numerous universities. She previously worked on Capitol Hill as a legislative staffer in the United States Senate. She’s currently the Assistant Deputy Librarian for Collections and Services at the Library of Congress. “Stabbing in the Senate” won the “Next Generation Indie Prize” for best mystery in 2016. Her subsequent books have been finalists for the RONE award and Killer Nashville. She lives in Arlington, VA with her husband and beagle mutt, Conan.

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Today's My Book Birthday!

Private investigator, Delanie Fitzgerald, and her computer hacker partner, Duncan Reynolds, are back for more sleuthing in Glitter, Glam and Contraband. In this fast-paced mystery, the Falcon Investigations team is hired to find out who is stealing from the talent at a local drag show. Delanie gets more than she bargains for and a few makeup tips in the process. Meanwhile, a mysterious sound in the ceiling of her office vexes Delanie. She uses her sleuthing skills to track down the source and uncover a creepy contraband operation.

 Glitter, Glam, and Contraband features a strong female sleuth with a knack for getting herself in and out of humorous situations like helping sleezy strip club owner, Chaz Smith on his quest to become Richmond’s next mayor, tracking down missing reptiles, and uncovering hidden valuables from a 100-year-old crime with a Poe connection.

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#ThisorThatThursday Author Interview with Charlotte Stuart

I’d like to welcome author, Charlottes Stuart, to the blog for #ThisorThatThursday.

A few of your favorite things: I collect small boxes made of a variety of materials, but especially wood. I particularly value ones given to me by friends and family. And I love my orange Subaru Crosstrek, mainly because it’s orange.

Things you need to throw out: We downsized a few years ago, but I still have too many clothes, especially jackets. And shoes that I never wear. And old family pictures of relatives I’ve never met and couldn’t name if my life depended on it.

Hardest thing about being a writer: Marketing!
Easiest thing about being a writer: Getting enthused about an idea and having fun exploring ways to bring it to life. I love doing research.

Words that describe you: Friendly. Opinionated. Stubborn. Sense of humor.

Words that describe you, but you wish they didn’t: Short. Opinionated. Stubborn.

Favorite foods: Blackberry pie. Tomatoes. Almost any cheese. Prawns and scallops.

 Things that make you want to gag: Oysters. Sushi. Undercooked steak. People eating undercooked steak.

 Favorite smell: A saltwater beach.
Something that makes you hold your nose: Vomit. Not only does it make me hold my nose – I run away! It’s either that or throw up alongside the person throwing up.

Something you wish you could do: Play the piano.

Something you wish you’d never learned to do: Work with fiberglass. My husband and I built a fiberglass boat, and I was, unfortunately, good at fiberglassing. I always wore a mask, but that didn’t keep the resin stink from penetrating my psyche.

Things you’d walk a mile for: To go swimming in a freshwater lake.

Things that make you want to run screaming from the room: Frequently of late, the nightly news. And, still another update for my computer or cell phone.

Things to say to an author: I read your book and really enjoyed it. I’m planning on reading your book soon. I like the cover of your book. Congratulations.

Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book: I knew who did it in the first 10 pages. I found 3 typos. Comment: I just don’t read mysteries. What the mystery writer hears: I only read REAL literature.

Favorite places you’ve been: Greece. Italy. Vashon Island.
Places you never want to go to again: The O’Hare Airport. Minneapolis in the winter. D.C. in the summer.

Favorite things to do: Swim. Walk in the woods. Read.
Things you’d run through a fire or eat bugs to get out of doing: Not sure about eating bugs…but I hate cleaning the house, especially dusting, doing the floors, scrubbing the tub/toilet/sink…just about anything that involves using cleaning products.

 Things that make you happy: Being with people I enjoy. Swimming. Reading.
Things that drive you crazy: Snooty people. People who give you the stink-eye over things such as a dirty car, Velcro sneakers, or an overgrown yard. TV mysteries where someone discovers a body and kneels down to look without considering that there may be someone behind them.

The funniest thing to happen to you: Giving a finger to a slow driver on the way to an interview only to discover he was a board member at the college where I was interviewing. When introduced, he said, “We’ve already met.”

The most embarrassing thing to happen to you: Falling down on stage at my high school graduation after playing a saxophone solo. I fell like a tree with my arms wrapped around my instrument to protect it. And I didn’t get up right away; I just lay there laughing but with tears rolling down my face. When I returned to my seat, I had to walk all the way to the back of the graduating class because we were seated alphabetically, and my last name began with ZY. So many murmured “Poor Charlotte’s….” And a few snickers.

About Charlotte:

In a world filled with uncertainty and too little chocolate, Charlotte Stuart, PhD, has taught college courses in communication, gone commercial fishing in Alaska, and survived being the VP of HR and Training for a large credit union. Her current passion is for writing lighthearted mysteries with a pinch of adventure and a dollop of humor. When she isn’t writing, she enjoys watching herons, eagles, seals and other sea life from her Vashon Island home office.

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What I Learned from "What Hollywood Gets Wrong" - Forensics and the Mystery Writer

My Sisters in Crime - Central Virginia chapter held a program recently on forensics for the mystery writer called “What Hollywood Gets Wrong.” Many thanks to Officer Richard Mallory and the Henrico Police Department for a great discussion and equipment demo in the parking lot. Here’s what I learned…

1. As a police officer, you never know what you’re walking into. It could be a minor call that turns into something much larger.

2. “Forensic Files” featured episodes on Henrico County, and “Crime 360” had episodes set in Richmond.

3. You only get one chance to document a crime scene. Photos and diagrams are key. You must be detailed and accurate.

4. Faro cameras (that look like surveyor’s equipment) can take hundreds of photos from different angles. They also take measurements.

5. Witnesses often have different recollections, so it’s important to document everything.

6. Stress changes your perception and your recollection of events.

7. This department uses two kinds of fingerprinting equipment. One is a black chalky powder. The other is metallic, and the stylus is magnetic.

8. Forensic science helps law enforcement to eliminate suspects, as well as confirm others.

9. Technology and forensic science are powerful tools, but the job still requires old fashioned police investigation.

10. Most radar guns now contain a laser (lidar), and they can be aimed at a specific vehicle.

11. I didn’t realize how heavy some of the bullet-proof vests were. And I’m thankful that advancements have been made in safety equipment.

12. Cameras are everywhere these days, especially in new cars like Tesla.

13. Forensic analysis takes way longer than it does on TV and in movies. On average in Virginia, Toxicology takes 44 days, Trace Evidence takes 51 days, Firearms Analysis takes 73 days, Forensic Biology takes 103 days, Drug Analysis takes 137 days, and Computer forensics could take up to a year.

You Can Find Story Ideas Anywhere - Especially the DMV

I’m convinced you can find characters and story ideas anywhere, even the DMV and the Bureau of Vital Statistics. Last week, I decided to go online and prepare my documents to get my Real ID drivers license. I had everything ready, including my online form. How hard could this be? I was ready.

Last Friday, I arrived at the DMV with all my paperwork in a folder at 8:04. There were 67 people already ahead of me in line, and the place had only been open for 4 minutes. I waited 2 hours to get through the triage desk and to customer service. I’m glad I brought 2 books. I finished the first 1.

When it was my turn at the counter, the clerk did a marriage license search because of my name change years ago. She couldn’t find the record. I had the certificate that city/state issued when I got married, but they wouldn’t accept that as an official document even though it had a nice seal at the top from the Commonwealth. I had to drive downtown to the Bureau of Vital Statistics. Thankfully, the guy there found it and provided a copy. That would have been an awkward dinner conversation. “Hey, Honey. Remember when we thought we were married 28 years ago?” No worries. We’re legal.

Then I had to drive back to the county DMV and finish the process. Three hours later. (And the nice DMV clerk let me back in line, so I didn’t have to start over and go through triage again. If she hadn’t, I probably would still be there.) Then I found out I had to wait 7-11 days for my license to arrive in the mail. (It arrived yesterday, so all is well, but the picture is as bad as the last one. It definitely reflects how frazzled I felt. So for the next eight years, I have a souvenir to help me remember the experience.)

People-watching at the DMV and state agencies is amazing. There are so many opportunities for interesting character descriptions and behaviors. I took notes.

• The security guard who spent most of his time ferrying clipboards back and forth from triage to customer service - He had a strange resemblance to Barney Fife.

• The woman who was trying to get a drivers license without any ID

• The older man who kept complaining in line and trying to start divisive political discussions with his neighbors and his quiet wife who shut him down

• The clerks at the Bureau of Vital Statistics were dedicated to their processes. They used the formal number calling system through the speakers, even though there were only two of us in line.

• The middle aged couple who spent their entire wait time trying to find the right personalized license plate from the samples in the display case

• The toddler who entertained us in the seating area. I’ve never head so many verses of “Baby Shark” before.

• Oh, and DMV gives you a code when you pass through triage. It has a letter and a number, but none of the numbers are in order, so you can’t tell how long your wait is. I think they did that on purpose.

Eavesdropping (I call it doing research) on conversations provides ideas, too.

• I heard lots of different dialects and accents.

• I heard about eight-five different reasons why people came to the DMV that morning.

• I overheard several phone conversations. And now I know what too much about Nancy and her three teens.

• And I learned most of the words to “Baby Shark.”

The staff at the DMV and the Bureau of Vital Statistics were very helpful, and I appreciate their expertise. So, look for story and character ideas where every you are, especially when you have to wait in line.

#ThisorThatThursday Author Interview with Thomas Burns

I’d like to welcome author, Thomas Burns, to the blog for #ThisorThatThursday!

A few of your favorite things: I love my wife and kids, cats, dogs, my garden, and Tai chi.

Things you need to throw out: Nothing. You always need it after you throw it out!

Things you need for your writing sessions: Scrivener, the Internet, my PC

Things that hamper your writing: People, phone calls, errands

Things you love about writing: I create people and worlds, and I learn something new every day.

Things you hate about writing: Nothing.

Things you never want to run out of: Coffee, ammo, or enthusiasm.

Things you wish you’d never bought: The Samsung refrigerator in my kitchen.

Favorite foods: Eggplant, chili peppers, sushi.

Things that make you want to gag: Not much. I haven’t tried Icelandic rotten shark, though.

Favorite music or song: Classical music. Wagner is my favorite composer, and the violin is my favorite instrument.

Music that drives you crazy: A few popular songs that you hear on tapes played in public places. I don’t know their names, but I know them when I hear them.

Something you’re really good at: Writing, science, cooking.

Something you’re really bad at: Dancing, fixing things, suffering fools gladly.

Something you wish you could do: Fly a plane.

Something you wish you’d never learned to do: Nothing. Any skill can be useful at some time.

Things you always put in your books: Love, honor, family,

Things you never put in your books: I’ll put anything necessary to the story, even if it’s distasteful. I even killed the cat once.

Favorite places you’ve been: France, Ireland, New York City.

Places you never want to go to again: Catholic school.

Favorite books (or genre): Atlas Shrugged, Moby Dick, Sherlock Holmes

Books you wouldn’t buy: I’ll read just about anything.

Favorite things to do: Read, write, eat.

Things you’d run through a fire or eat bugs to get out of doing: Talking to people in the morning before I’ve had my coffee, meetings, arguing with an idiot

The nicest thing a reader said to you: Readers talk to you?

The craziest thing a reader said to you: See above.

About Thomas:

Thomas A. Burns, Jr. is the author of the Natalie McMasters Mysteries. He was born and grew up in New Jersey, attended Xavier High School in Manhattan, earned B.S degrees in Zoology and Microbiology at Michigan State University and a M.S. in Microbiology at North Carolina State University. He currently resides in Wendell, North Carolina. As a kid, Tom started reading mysteries with the Hardy Boys, Ken Holt and Rick Brant, and graduated to the classic stories by authors such as A. Conan Doyle, Dorothy Sayers, John Dickson Carr, Erle Stanley Gardner and Rex Stout, to name a few. Tom has written fiction as a hobby all of his life, starting with Man from U.N.C.L.E. stories in marble-backed copybooks in grade school. He built a career as technical, science and medical writer and editor for nearly thirty years in industry and government. Now that he's truly on his own as a novelist, he's excited to publish his own mystery series, as well as to contribute stories about his second most favorite detective to the MX Books of New Sherlock Holmes Stories.

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